Mr. Rabbit!!! =D

~ The Tale Of The Constipated Mr. Rabbit ~

Once upon a time, there was a blue rabbit with red eyes who was named Mr. Rabbit. This rabbit does not feed on carrots or vegetables like ordinary rabbits; Instead, Mr. Rabbit indulges himself with coins! Through a slit at his back, he maintains his diet everyday, fed by his caring owner -- my dad.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Mr. Rabbit!

Taa-daahh!

One fine day during the chinese new year, Mr. Rabbit's owner decided to empty Mr. Rabbit's stomach of all the coins that it had taken in through out months of feeding. These coins, will be sent to the bank to exchange for money in paper notes form, which will be much less cumbersome to handle. So, the task of extracting the coins in handed to ME! =D

After unplugging Mr. Rabbit's butt, it is evident that it is time for Mr. Rabbit to "poop" out the coins because it is entirely full of it. So, the process started...

Small pile of coins "pooped" out smoothly...

Eeek! Stuck!! Mr. Rabbit is constipated! =(

Omg! omg! What's that RED patch?? Blood???

Due to Mr. Rabbitt being constipated, he had to be given an enema, administered by Me, with my finger...><" SO, one by one, the coins slowly came out and Mr. Rabbit's @$$ is a lil bruised by the unprofessional "fingering". Haha. Finally, Mr. Rabbit is cleared of all coins! =D

An empty stomach...(the slit is partially visible)

Mr. Rabbit on his pile of "poop"!

Obviously, the coins had to be counted and sorted to ease the process of banking the money. Mr. Rabbit's owner -- my dad, helped simplify the process by packing up the coins into pieces of paper in bundles of RM1, RM5, RM20... Of course, I was there helping too! =D

Mr. Rabbit posing with rows of coin "poops"

Coins in bundles and being calculated.

Finally, they say rabbits eat their own poop. So, we rounded up the figure and decided to feed Mr. Rabbit with the leftovers of his own poop. Haha. Talk about bad digestive system. ><"

Mr. Rabbit looking sadly at his meagre amount of leftover "poop"

It's feeding time! *munch munch*

And so ends the tale of the constipated Mr. Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit resumed his post at the cupboard-behind-the-desk after suffering a major "disembowelment" and is slowly recovering from it... And he stood there, happily ever after...until he's full again! =D

~The End~