Its Monday tomorrow T_T

Yes it is. And it's another weekend gone. Sigh...

But for the past week, I've learned a few new things! Which includes an organization which does nothing useful but still exist and a few words that you might just find useful in your daily lives!

Here's the list:

fatwa - Pronounced in cantonese as fai-wah, other pronounciations unavailable;
Description: An organization that exists in our Bolehland due to the insecure nature of some . The organization aims to govern over the activities that their fellow kinds can or cannot do. It is said that they feel obliged to do so simply because they believe that other people cannot think for themselves.

Such a considerate organization. I think they are fulfilling their social responsibilty quota everyday. Heck, they can sell SR credits if it ever exists! No wonder Bolehland is such a nice place to live in. =D

yogaban (noun) - Pronouced as it is.;
Description: Banning something for no good/solid/logical/sound reason at all.
Example: I cannot attend the ceremony anymore because it was yogabanned last week.

Wow, when this word gets into the dictionary, we humans have just proved that we have achieved another milestone of the homosapiens' evolution - to somewhere right after the primates stage. =X

rafidah - Pronounced rrr-afraid-dah;
Description: Being afraid of someone/something that can jeopardise ones' position of/ quest for power.
Example: The king is feeling rafidah because his advisors tells him that his brother is trying to overthrow him.

If this word existed in the past, we would see many publications using this word over and over again. Because is cleverly describes the insecure feeling and reluctance to face challenge from an opposition of the person in power now. Further research on this word may also include "making a big fuss out of a small thing" into its current description.

Oh well, that's the end of this post. Hope you guys/gals liked/hated it. Haha.

P.S. Hope I'll still be around after publishing this post! I don't know if "It's your fault" will come and yogaban me or this blog. =X

5 comments:

Chu Jie said...

there seemed to be some local happenings that i've not been able to keep up with yet in this essay.. translate into simple words to me.

Chu iAN said...

fatwa banned yoga for muslims in malaysia

and rafidah is making a fuss because sharizat wants to compete with her in the wanita umno post.

tadahh!

dun yogaban me! XD

Anonymous said...

hello, i dun know if u rmb me, friend of choo's. we met in monash.
anyway, i like this post of yours, haha :) :) :)

Chu iAN said...

Hello! are you the one that i always meet in the morning? haha.
and thanks lots! =D glad u enjoyed it. haha.

Anonymous said...

Hahah, yeap, its me.